epically fluctuating cognitive dissonance

whosekenneth:

East Side.

E$$J born and raised.  

(Source: xmochigirlx)

That song is going to play every time I break one of my friend’s marijuana cherries. 

heavenlyhokulani:

Seriously? Go here, flag it.

Hi, my name is Rick Perry, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I would make policy decisions based on my interpretation of the will of my imaginary friend.

But you don’t have to spend every Sunday blind to the fallacy of a god who hates all of the same people you do to know there’s something wrong in this country, when gays can openly undermine my attempt to bury my self-hatred towards my own sexuality, and yet these imaginary rules that my handlers made up are affecting children in an alternate reality that I would like you to believe in.

As president, I’ll end this pretend war on the manifestation of our fears at a changing world, and fight the liberal first amendment and establishment clause. In the hands of the right manipulative asshole, faith can be a false dichotomy to distract constituents from how hard they’re being fucked, and it can drive us apart again!

I’m Rick Perry, and I’d like to see America go out with a bang.

(Source: synecdoche)

oddfuture:

Monday, Tyler Will Be A Guest Star On His Favorite ( one of them) TV Shows, The Regular Show, On Cartoon Network! 8:15 Right After Adventure Time ( his favorite show)

OMG YES

metaphors, right? 

brandontuyorada:

ohh damm

GOT DAMN

(Source: theayabear)

sounds like rape to me. 

(Source: lovequotesrus)