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Hi, my name is Rick Perry, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I would make policy decisions based on my interpretation of the will of my imaginary friend. But you don’t have to spend every Sunday blind to the fallacy of a god who hates all of the same people you do to know there’s something wrong in this country, when gays can openly undermine my attempt to bury my self-hatred towards my own sexuality, and yet these imaginary rules that my handlers made up are affecting children in an alternate reality that I would like you to believe in. As president, I’ll end this pretend war on the manifestation of our fears at a changing world, and fight the liberal first amendment and establishment clause. In the hands of the right manipulative asshole, faith can be a false dichotomy to distract constituents from how hard they’re being fucked, and it can drive us apart again! I’m Rick Perry, and I’d like to see America go out with a bang.
(Source: synecdoche)
